FUNNY QUOTES FOR FRIENDS

Humor is a really great medium to remove boredom and to start a nice and easy conversation anywhere anytime. Nothing can make you laugh like sharing a few funny quotes with your closest friends. Here we present you a wide collection of hilarious jokes to cheer you up and make your & your friends' day shine brighter.

MEN WITH PIERCED EARS ARE MORE...

Men with pierced ears are more prepared for marriage.
Why?
Because they have already experienced pain and bought jewellery.

THERE IS ONE WAY FOR TRANSFERRING YOUR FUNDS...

There is one way for transferring your funds, which is even faster than electronic banking.
This is marriage.

ADVICE FOR BOYS: IF YOU WISH TO...

Advice for boys: if you wish to change the country, better do it right now. Because when you get married, you will not be able to change the TV channel, not speaking about the country…

GIRL TO SHOPKEEPER: I AM LOOKING...

Girl to shopkeeper: I am looking for a nice love card.
Shopkeeper: Maybe you will like this one, it tells „To the only boy I ever loved“.
Girl: This card is perfect! Give me 10 of them, please.

THE SHORTEST WAY TO A WOMAN’S HEART...

The shortest way to a woman’s heart is to say 3 simple words: “You lost weight!”.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN...

What is the difference between talent and intelligence?
Talent is walking on a rope over Niagara Falls.
And intelligence is not trying such a thing.

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